...you go to McDonalds at 11:20pm craving a McFlurry, tired of your stupid detox idea. Yes, that's right, last night I crumbled. As Andy and I sat and watched a movie, all I could think about was how I'd give anything for a brownie or a bite of pizza. Seriously, I was going crazy. I had eaten 7 eggs, an apple, a small piece of chicken, and weird mixed greens (which I would hardly call a salad). It sounds like plenty but I was seriously famished and had to throw in the towel. (FYI Andy caved too.) So we aren't officially detoxing, but we are eating healthier and I'm still not drinking alcohol and caffeine or overdoing it on carbs. I truly cannot live without bread. I realized that bread is the staple of my life.
...the conflicting times of American Idol and America's Next Top Model make you panic and wonder, "how can I do this....how can I watch both?!?!" Yes, I am addicted to both shows and I have no VCR. After my initial panic, I realized there is really no need to watch all of American Idol, I just needed to catch a glimpse of each contestant singing. I LOVE this show (no I do not actually call in to vote). It is getting a little boring now with 3 contestants and 1 hour so it was easy for me to watch most of ANTM while occationally flipping over to AI. If you are curious, I'm hoping Khalen becomes America's Next Top Model, and I'm very torn between Bo and Carrie for AI....I guess I'm leaning a bit more towards Bo.
...you watch Britney and Kevin Chaotic because you are too lazy to get your ass off the couch and go workout. YES I did watch this show...I was a huge Britney fan back in the day. I was hoping this show would give me a reason to like her again but really it only made me furious. Why would UPN agree to air a show about Britney talking about sex 95% of the time?! Did they even take into consideration the amount of children that would be watching?!?! Britney was talking about having sex with Kevin 3 times in one day and how amazing it was...I just kept thinking about my sixth graders watching this and it made me sad. Such impressionable minds being filled with such crap. I feel the same way about that stupid show with Paris Hilton...it makes me sick that these stupid shows are on the air, and that these girls are role models to lots of young women. What happened to good wholesome shows like Full House?!
7 years ago
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Hey there buddy. This made me laugh a ton. I agree with you about the britney thing--drive me crazy all the crap kids have to see. I think you really might be a looser (in a good way) about the AI and ANTM thing. But that made me a laugh a lot. Have a great Wednesday!
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