Have you ever woke up and been incredibly out of it?
I woke up late last night thinking there was a parrot in my room. I saw a weird shadowy object near my door and I swear it looked just like a parrot! Its mouth was moving so I thought it was talking to me. Instead of thinking "why in the world is there a parrot in my bedroom?!?!?" all I could think was "what is that damn parrot saying?" I actually got up and walked over to it and then realized it was a towel. How ridiculous.
7 years ago
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Haha, that's hilarious, I do the same thing all the time buddy. My most recent sleepy halucination involved a big ass spider crawling across the bed, and me jumping up, turning on all the lights, jumping up and down, throwing around the blankets in search of the spider, and of course waking up poor Dan in the process. I've also been known to confuse rolled up sweatshirts on my dresser with evil clowns. It's a sickness.
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