Saturday, December 09, 2006

I could be an Olympic Luge-ist. Is that what they are called?!

I love Doc's nights. Last night Anna, Abb, Katie, Corinne, and I partied at the lovely establishment all night. I hadn't been that drunk in quite a while. I faced a dilema though: To drink Captain and Coke or not. I hadn't had pop or any caffeine in over a week, so I didn't want to derail my hard work. But I broke down, I figured a few Captain and Cokes every once and a while won't kill me. I also decided that taking shots would be better than drinking actual drinks, so I had plenty of those as well. Those shots were magical. They gave me the power to bust out some pretty sweet dance moves (in a non-dancing bar of course). But who doesn't dance to Mandy Moore's Candy, and Will Smith's Getting Jiggy Wit It?!?!

I paid for my crazy drunkeness today. I knew last night was CRAZY when I woke up this morning in complete Olympic luge formation....














Seriously. I slept like a Russian soldier, didn't move a muscle. I woke up with perfect hair and makeup, not a single crease in the bed sheets. The afternoon was rough. After downing 2 Powerades, 2 Exedrins, and taking a nice cozy nap, I was finally able to pull myself together for the Bulls/Twolves game.

We took a limo downtown, so naturally everyone was drinking before hand, except me. I had the worst stomachache in America. About half way through the game, Abb brought me a Captain and Coke, NOT the water like I had asked for...and AMAZINGLY the Captain cured my illness. I felt like a new woman. I didn't realize Captain was so magical. I wonder if scientists have tried using Captain to cure illnesses. It could work. I was impressed with the results. I went from sick to near party animal in 15 minutes.

The Twolves WON which made me super happy, so Abbs and I had to have some celebration beverages at Doc's aftewards! We ended up staying for 3 hours and I only bought 2 drinks, my other drinks and shots were totally paid for...how awesome is that?! And people wonder why I want to move home. Free alcohol. It's wonderful.

Now it is 4:41am Sunday morning. I have to fly home today. I hate leaving.

1 comment:

Berbs33 said...

Don't love it in MN, you can't get free drinks here too!! Also about Captain curing illnesses, I totally think it can and that someone should tell those Scientists to look in to it! Glad you had fun, and GO T-WOLVES!