9 sex positions, 1 burned boob, and a whole lot of "rawful".

Saturday was quite the day. I burned my boob, went to the Sex and So Much More show with Mandy, and got to see all of my lovely, wonderful friends later in the evening.

I must admit I was crabby when I woke up, cause I totally overslept and I had a million things I wanted to do before Mandy picked me up. I was rushing to get ready when I completely dropped the curling iron directly on my boob. Now I burn myself pretty often with the curling iron, but NEVER has the curling iron fallen completely out of my hand, landed on my boob, and started sizzling the skin. I can't even begin to explain the pain of a near third degree nipple burn. Check out my burn. Don't worry, it's not my entire boob...you can't even tell you are looking at a boob....no nipplage. Anyway, so instead of cleaning before Mandy arrived, I was icing my boob and downing motrin to kill the pain. I had to ice my boob all the way to the convention center, then luckily the excitement of meeting Jenna Jameson started talking over, and I felt no pain.

The Sex and So Much More Show was amazing. Mandy and I got to learn how to be strippers, learn how to give a lap dance, watch male strippers, watch belly dancers, and of course, meet Jenna Jameson. The most hilarious part of the day though, was when Mandy volunteered us to go up on stage to participate in some sex games. I wanted to run away immediately, but got up on stage against my better judgment. The first game was really lame, and actually not too terrible. The second game however was a bit crazier. We were paired with boys, obviously strangers since Mandy and I came boyless, and we were given 3 balloons that needed to be popped in different sexual positions. It was a relay race, and teams went one at a time. I was not happy with this game. I hate having all attention on me, but whatevs, I sucked it up. First we needed to pop the balloon by sitting on our partner, the next balloon needed to be popped doggy style, and the third balloon was popped in the cowgirl position. (Dad I hope you aren't reading this.) Amazingly, my partner and I tied for first place with 15 seconds. On comes the tie-breaker. And honestly, the tie-breaker was so not worth the prizes. We had to act out as many sexual positions as we could in 20 seconds to win. The other team went first, amazingly they were an actual couple, and were only able to come up with 6 sex positions. Me and a pure stranger were able to come up with 9. We won. Can you picture me up on stage with a stranger acting out sex positions??? I so wish I had pictures.

Mandy and I were at the show from 2-8pm! We spent 3 of those hours in line waiting to get Jenna Jameson's autograph though. She is super hot. And tiny. I felt like a monster standing next to her. She told us that she wanted to be our BFF. We said okay. Friendship neclaces are in the works.




This was probably the best time I've had in a while! It's nice to get out and do crazy things every now and then. From the sex show we went straight to Liz's to celebrate her 26th birthday! I was pumped to finally play the game Loaded Questions...which is totally my new favorite game now. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. The funniest moment of the evening had to have been when Corey pronounced ROFL "rawful". Hilarious. I think that is the first game that the boys have liked just as much as the girls. I am very lucky to have such amazing friends. See how awesome we are??



Man, I need more fun days like that! Except the whole burning my boob part, I could do without that.