Dear Wine,
I hate you. One minute I'm having lots of fun with you, the next, you're gone and I feel like I've been hit by a truck. We are on a break.
Love,
Betsy
Dear Neighbors Directly Across the Street from Me,
I am sorry we don't have blinds or curtains up in our guest bedroom yet. But I am not sorry if you see me run from the bathroom to the laundry room naked, or see me sitting at the computer with no shirt on. Sometimes I'm really lazy and I don't like to put on clothes. You have blinds...you can close them if you have a problem with me.
Love,
Betsy
Dear Guy Who Invented KitKat Bars,
Good job.
Love,
Betsy
7 years ago
3 comments:
This cracked me up! If I were you, I would invest in some curtains. What if the guy across the street from you is a pervert? There could be naked/topless pictures of you all over the internet! (probably not, but you never know)
I second your well wishes to the KitKat maker. You should write a letter to the Peanut Butter M&M guy too...
I am thinking you have way too much time on yur hands, but I totally agree about the Kit Kat's. And about the blinds, why should you waste money on them if your neighbors already have some?
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