1. I have a pair of cozy pants that say ho ho ho all over them...I wear them year round, and I have stopped caring what my neighbors think when they see my outside in my Christmas jammies.
2. I refuse to drink beer.
3. I am ridiculously spoiled.
4. I only recently started eating turkey and chicken.
5. I am a master at wasting time.
6. I hate doing the dishes.
7. I also hate putting laundry away.
8. I am addicted to mountain dew...it is a serious problem.
9. I can't stand messy houses.
10. I don't recycle.
11. I LOVE haunted houses.
12. I played with barbies until I was 13.
13. I hate my teeth, they are really messed up.
14. To distract people from noticing how messed up they are, I bleach my teeth often, so they are ridiculously white.
15. Ridiculous, fabulous, and amazing are words I overuse.
16. I am a republican and proud of it.
17. Although I strongly support gay marriage.
18. I live for taking cozy naps with my cloud blanket.
19. My cloud blanket is my most treasured item. It is so cozy. I've had it since college and now I can't sleep without it. My friends think it is gross and dirty...and it probably is.
20. I don't understand why people have yellow teeth when crest white strips are so readily available and convienient.
21. I am a very, VERY, shy person.
22. If I don't know you, I won't talk to you...unless I'm drunk.
23. So if you think I'm nice, you should probably talk to me...cause I will carry on a conversation just fine...I just get too nervous to start one.
24. I have no special talents, unless you consider the small amount of belly dancing I know a talent.
25. My hair is the frizziest, most nasty mess in the world when it isn't styled.
26. I can't live without my straightener and curling iron.
27. Justin Morneau is my pretend boyfriend.
28. When I was 12, I jumped off the roof of our garage with an umbrella...I had complete confidence that I'd float down to the ground gracefully.
29. I was quite surprised when the umbrella flipped up, and even more surprised when I landed the jump uninjured.
30. Then I started jumping without the umbrella...because I thought I was cool.
31. After I jumped about 20 times, my neighbor had to call my dad and inform him that children were jumping off the roof while he was at work.
32. I really had no friends during 7th,8th, and 9th grade.
33. I think it was because I wore Micky Mouse sweatshirts and biker shorts.
34. I love love love pizza hut deep dish pizza and breadsticks. So yummy!!
35. One of my best friends was my roommate freshman year in college. How often does that happen?!
36. I quote the office all the time.
37. "You can't fire me, I don't work in this van."
38. I don't like talking about politics or world events. I'd much rather gossip.
39. My first semester in college I had a 1.7 GPA.
40. I graduated with a 3.3.
41. I had to work my ass off to graduate with honors.
42. I didn't drink my first year in college.
43. When I did start drinking, I'd only drink daiquiris...now I can't even think about bacardi without gagging.
44. I love captain and coke. I totally have a lot of captain in me.
45. I hate cats. Ugh, they bother me so much.
46. I am addicted to myspace.
47. I had to go 3 days without myspace when my laptop was broken...it was the hardest 3 days of my life.
48. I have turned into a grandma lately, and I'm determined to change that.
49. I hate snuggling at night. If Andy is within inches of me I start freaking out because I get too hot and I feel like I can't move.
50. I swear I have the cutest dog in America. I'm not even kidding.
51. I used to be a size 2, now I'm pretty much a size 4 and I'm not enjoying it.
52. I got a pink razr cause I thought they were so cool, but I hate it and want to snap it in half everytime I use it.
53. I hate being a substitute teacher.
54. I really just want to be a stay at home mom.
55. I want 5 kids.
56. I have their names picked out too...Rilan, Camden, Jaxon, Avery, and Alaina.
57. My friend Mandy has the cutest baby ever. I can't talk about babies without thinking about Colton and his adorableness.
58. College was the best time of my life.
59. I can't imagine what my life would have been like had I decided to go to Elmhurst College instead of Winona.
60. I LOVE Winona, and actually miss living there.
61. I laughed more during my 5 years of college than I have my entire life.
62. My favorite months are August, September, October, November, December, and May.
63. I hate January.
64. February 14th will be 4 years for Andy and I.
65. We are very different people.
66. We both have nice asses though.
67. I'm pretty sure we'll have super adorable babies.
68. My favorite actor is Tim Allen. And yes I'm serious.
69. I LOVE the Santa Clause movies, and I watch them all the time.
70. Needless to say I'm incredibly excited for the newest Santa Clause movie....it comes out in November.
71. I love massages. As soon as I can afford it, I'm getting one a month.
72. I look exactly like my mom.
73. I have always wanted to run a marathon, but I am too lazy to start training.
74. I always get compliments on my smile.
75. I'm pretty sure people mistake my shyness for brattiness. But I'm really not a mean girl, I swear.
76. I have lots of BFFs. I am super lucky.
77. I love the midwest and will NEVER leave.
78. I absolutely love shopping at Target.
79. I like being taken care of.
80. I tend to complain a lot, but it's something I'm working on.
81. I am scared to death of mice.
82. In college we had a mouse in our apartment, and after we captured it I still needed to sleep with my light on for a month cause I was sure the light would scare away any possible mice from sneaking into my room and crawling on me at night.
83. I think Harry Potter is an evil cult.
84. I have a very specific way of doing things, and when things aren't done my way, I freak out a little bit.
85. I am addicted to tanning.
86. I love buying my clothes from The Buckle, Nordstrom, and Express.
87. When I'm really stressed out, I need to take a nap immediately. And it needs to be with my cloud blanket.
88. I didn't gain any weight during college, but I managed to gain weight after college.
89. My doctor recently told me there was a chance I had cancer in my toe. I had surgery scheduled for him to remove part of the bone and surrounding tissue.
90. Thank God I got a second opinion before the surgery and discovered it was only a sprain!
91. I went a whole month thinking that I might have cancer, it was truly the hardest month of my life.
92. My friend Mandy and I once tricked our friend Kate into eating a dog treat that looked just like an oreo.
93. I wish I was a more outgoing person.
94. I love the Minnesota Twins. The playoff games were heartbreaking, but I'm already looking forward to next season!
95. I HATE football. HATE it with a passion.
96. I am the biggest worrier you will ever meet.
97. I love scrafting (scrapbooking).
98. Snow is my favorite. I live for snowy nights, hot chocolate, and a good movie.
99. For being as spoiled as I am, I really don't enjoy fancy things, I prefer Pizza Hut to a nice resturaunt and I don't like jewelry. I could care less about having a diamond neclace.
100. I am awesome.
7 years ago
2 comments:
Oh buddy, I love reading these lists.
And I was the one who had the greatest roommate in the world freshman year! God, where would I be if I hadn't been introduced by you to big bumba? That's really scary, I don't even want to think about it!
Gosh buddy
I completely feel the same way as you do about so much of your list. We agree on 2,3, especially 4, 7, 24, 25, 26, 27, 30, 31, 39, 46, 50, 52, totally 53, 57, 58, 60, 66, 74, 77, 86. And, just so you know i laughed the loudest i at numbers 81 and 82. i can picture you doing it!
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